RIP: DJ

Former Celtics great Dennis Johnson, the most absurdly freckled black dude in NBA history, died today at age 52 due to an apparent heart attack.

NBA TRADE DEADLINE = YAWN

There were so many rumors about PT Players like Jason Kidd, Vince Carter, Pau Gasol, Mike Bibby, Ben Gordon and approximately 37 others being moved at the NBA trade deadline today.

So what happened?

NBA icons Juan Dixon, Fred Jones, Anthony Johnson and Gerald, err, Alan Henderson switched teams in several mind-blowing blockbusters. There hasn't been this much buildup and such little release since I started wacking off right before the plot twist in "The Crying Game."